Thanks to Mae.
“The Home Duvet lets you sleep under a cardboard box so a homeless person doesn’t have to!”
“We tried this thing on brick walls, trees, marble, cement, steel, sheet rock, wire fences, metal poles, plate glass windows, upside down, in the heat, in the cold, on furniture, street lamps, and on a car. It sticks to over 1,000 things, and it’s the closest thing to magic we’ve seen.”
“Place this realistic head of Iceberg Lettuce in your refrigerator in the vegetable compartment with your most valuable small items
inside for safe-keeping.”